Toddler: No. (passes gas)
Mommy: (sniffing. Smelling something that’s not very fresh.)
Mommy: Do you have to go poopy?!
Mommy frantically gets the toddler on the toilet.
Toddler: I went poopy!
Mommy: Are you all done?
Toddler: All done! I want to take a picture.
Mommy: A picture?
Toddler: Yes, of the poopy!
Mommy: Shaking my head and thinking, “Perhaps I have taken this--blogging, constant picture taking—thing too far. Clearly my child thinks that everything is a "Kodak moment"!